Rules of Engagement

Susan

 

Starsky became Mattie one afternoon a week later. He left the Torino and the keys with Hutch, slipped into one hell of a black silk suit, slapped on a little dab of Brylcreem, and drove the Mercedes to the Jungle Room, a stripper bar in Hollywood and Cousin Danny’s favorite hangout. Danny was a classy guy who liked his women dumb. It was easier to impress them that way.

They agreed there would be no contact for the first two weeks, no calls, no secret messages through Huggy, no meetings in back alleys. It scared the hell out of Hutch, but he accepted that Starsky had to be Mattie if this was going to work.

The feds had set their sights pretty high. They wanted Starsky to catch Danny doing something really bad. One of them had actually said that. “Catch him doing something really bad, would ya?”

 “Squeezing the toothpaste in the middle?” Starsky suggested.

“That’s not exactly a federal offense,” Vaughan said.

“The way he goes on about it you’d think it was,” Hutch retorted, looking at Starsky.

The agent raised one eyebrow. Starsky shrugged.

In the end, they narrowed it down to a few possibilities. Buying or selling a shipment of drugs, killing someone. Not Starsky though, Hutch reminded them, since that would defeat the purpose of the assignment. Starsky’s suggestion was catching Danny leaving the toilet seat up.

“Another federal offense?” Vaughan asked Hutch.

“You have no idea.”

And there would be no wires. Cousin Danny was also known as Paranoid Danny.

They said goodbye in the squad room and did all the manly things men do on those occasions. Hutch was pretty sure that no one saw their hands touch briefly under the desk or the look on Starsky’s face when he turned to go.

Leaving the station later, Hutch found a small envelope on the front seat of the car. Inside were Starsky’s necklace and a short note.

 

For safekeeping

Rule number four: No worrying. I’ll be fine.

Ciao

S

 

Hutch stood in the empty parking lot and remembered all the things he’d meant to say. Like be careful and don’t take chances and remember the rules. And I love you. That most of all.