The Rest of the Story

By Audrey

aaesposito@yahoo.com

 

 

The Torino’s back seat stunk.  Leg room was non-existent, the naugahyde or vinyl or whatever it was that lined the seat was too slippery, and my constant leaning forward to catch their conversational tidbits was causing my neck to cramp.  Not that they were talking much.

 

It was damn hot, unusually sticky for Los Angeles County.  I was down to my rolled up shirt-sleeves, my one good sports coat balled up with my one good tie in the corner of the immaculate floorboard.  They, on the other hand, wore two shirts each, Hutchinson with a relatively sedate Hawaiian shirt over his t-shirt, Starsky with a bowling shirt over his.

 

“Aren’t you hot with two shirts on?” I asked, aiming the question at neither one in particular.  My earlier questions had been answered with non-specific grunts.  Maybe this time I’d get lucky, albeit with a stupid question.

 

The passenger turned to me.  Exhausted and aloof blue eyes stared out between strands of sweaty blond bangs.  This close up, I could see scrapes on his left cheek that had escaped my notice earlier this morning.  “Yep,” he answered simply, before turning back to face the streets ahead of him.

 

“Then why don’t you take one off?”  I asked again, pushing my luck.

 

The detective turned back around.  “We have a choice.  Get made as cops when we walk down the street with our holsters in plain view, or get made as cops when we are the only morons wearing more than one shirt on a 90 degree day.” 

 

Then he shook his head in disgust, though whether at the topic or my question, I didn’t know for sure. 

 

“The department makes the choice for us,” he continued.  “No exposed weapons on plainclothes officers in the public view unless necessary for blah, blah, blah.”  His point made, his head snapped back to face forward once again.  His partner made no indication that he had heard, or cared about, the exchange.

 

I settled back to make some notes.  It was the longest string of words I’d heard from either man all day…unless you count that morning.

 

*

 

That morning I had finally found myself in Captain Dobey’s office after spending 20 minutes waiting downstairs with the desk sergeant.  Now the captain was on the phone, and I was annoyed.  Waiting is not my strong suit.

 

“No, you can’t have them,” he yelled into the phone.  “I’m short three guys already.  And until the promotional test gets out of the courts, I’ll continue to be short.  Borrow them from Vice!”  And with that, he slammed the receiver down.

 

Dobey turned his attention to me.  “Damn manpower shortages,” he raged.  “Child Protective Services wants some of my men, Vice wants some of my men, Community Services wants some of my men.  And when do I get to demand more men?  Tell me that!  My people are working double, triple overtime just to get the job done.  Maybe I’ll just tell the citizens to stop getting murdered.”  His voice cracked in grief and fatigue.

 

 Then he paused in his tirade.  “Who the hell are you again?” he asked, turning the volume down ever so slightly.

 

“Robert McKesson.  Bob.  Los Angeles Times.”  His face registered nothing.  I forged ahead. 

 

“Reporter,” I added, for unnecessary clarification. 

 

Still nothing. 

 

“Following your detectives for a month for a series in the paper, and maybe a book?  You know?  Like the ‘New Centurions’?”  I threw in that last bit for good measure.  It’s one of my favorite books, and a lot of people still remember the movie from a few years ago.

 

His broad, brown face softened into a welcoming, if slightly rehearsed, smile.  “Oh yes, Mr. McKesson.  That’s today, huh?  Welcome to the BCPD.  Pardon my, um….”

 

“Outburst?” I supplied.  He grimaced, and I continued on.  “That’s OK.  And call me Bob.  Mr. McKesson is my dad.  But you made an interesting point on the phone there, something maybe we can talk about later: how the court rulings are affecting manpower.”

 

Dobey immediately looked cautious.  I could have kicked myself.  One of the ways I had justified this story to my editors was to bring in the subject of recent court rulings on minority promotions and hiring.  But obviously this was a sore subject for Dobey.

 

“I’m teaming you with one of my most seasoned detective pairs,” he said, ignoring my heavy hint.  He ambled over to his office door, opened it, and bellowed, “Starsky!  Hutchinson!  In my office!”

 

Dobey sat back down at his desk.  Two men walked in, weariness evident in every step.  Both wore holstered guns over sweat-stained t-shirts.  One – blond, tall, lanky– headed immediately for the other empty chair in the room and settled slowly into it.  He moved stiffly.  His head bowed slightly as he pinched the bridge of his nose in a tired gesture.  As he moved his hand upward, his sleeve slipped, revealing a nasty scrape on his elbow and upper arm.  It looked like road rash.

 

The other – brunet, shorter, compact – perched himself on the arm of the chair, resting his hand on his partner’s shoulder.  It was a casual maneuver and yet, at the same time, looked oddly protective.

 

Captain Dobey turned to me.  “Mr. McKesson…um, Bob… Meet Detective Sergeants Dave Starsky and Ken Hutchinson.”  Dobey then turned to his detectives.  “McKesson here is a reporter from the LA Times.  He’s got permission for a month’s ride-along.  Doing a story about…What are you doing a story about again?”

 

I relaxed my face into my best cop-friendly expression.  “Just trying to bring a human face to the police force.  With the…well…everything…going on right now on the streets and in the courts, we kind of lose track of what it is you do, every day, to keep the citizens safe.  You know…” I trailed off as the dark-hared detective, Starsky, rolled his eyes at his captain. 

 

“OK, here’s the drill,” Starsky said in a tone of voice that suggested he’d rather be cleaning toilets than escorting me around town.  “No questions or comments in front of perps.  Save the criticisms and opinions for the office.  You buy your own food.  No food in my car.  You sit in the back seat.  Good luck finding the back seat in Hutch’s car.  Before you even think of asking, no - you can’t hold my gun.  Anyone shoots at you, duck.  And if we ride at night, so do you.”  His hand tightened on Hutchinson’s shoulder.  Apparently that was the signal to go, as the pair rose from the chair – Hutchinson with the help of Starsky’s hand on his elbow – and exited Captain Dobey’s office without another word.

 

I sat there, speechless, wondering what I had done to make them angry.  Had I made a mistake?

 

Dobey shook his head.  “I have to apologize for my men,” he said softly.  “Detective Hutchinson came out of a deep cover assignment yesterday… The hard way…and Starsky was barely there in time to pick up the mess.  They have to start all over again, they haven’t had a day off in weeks, and they are not likely to get one anytime soon.”

 

“That’s just what I’m looking for, Captain,” I said eagerly, my spirits buoyed once again.  “The citizens don’t know what’s going on.  They just see the negative news stories.  They don’t see the men on the front line, doing the job every day.  I’m not a crime reporter, just a features guy.  I’m not out to ‘get’ anyone.”

 

The office door opened again.  Starsky stuck his head inside.  “We’re heading out, Cap.  You coming or what?” he asked, jerking his chin in my direction.

 

“Heck, yeah,” I said, hopping out of my chair and rushing after him. 

 

*

 

Both men grabbed clean shirts from the backs of their chairs before we headed out of the office.  Hutchinson tapped his partner on the arm. 

 

“Composite ‘n’ list,” the blond said cryptically. 

 

“Yeah, OK, downstairs in five,” Starsky answered.

 

Hutchinson swerved away from us and ducked into an office labeled “Records and Information”.  We headed for the staircase.  On the way down, I tried to make sense of the abbreviated exchange between the two partners.

 

“What’s a composite?” I asked.

 

“Picture of a suspect.”

 

“And a list?”

 

Starsky rolled his eyes at me for the second time in 10 minutes.  “A list is a bunch of information in a column on a piece of paper.  I hear they use them in the real world too.”

 

I ignored the sarcasm and pressed on.  “This have anything to do with the case your partner was undercover on?”

 

“Dobey fill you in?”

 

“Just that you have to start all over again.  Sounds like a bitch of a case.”

 

“Yeah,” he said, offering no further enlightenment.  We walked out of the stairwell and into the front lobby.

 

“Hiya, Peters,” the detective greeted the desk sergeant.  “What’s shakin’?”

 

“Not much, Starsk.  Heard you guys got real screwed last night.  Hutch OK?”

 

“Spent the night at Memorial.  They think he messed up a disk again when that guy dinked him with the car.  Not much we can do about it now, though.  Maybe we’ll schedule something surgical this fall.”

 

“Ouch,” Sergeant Peters said in sympathy.  I looked at the two sergeants, mouth agape.  Hit by a car?  Slipped disk?  My wife was practically crippled for a week with a bad disk once.  That Hutchinson was still walking around was astounding, let alone working a case.  But any comment I might have made on the subject was interrupted by the sudden reappearance of the man under discussion. 

 

“She’s on it,” Hutchinson said to his partner.  “Hey, Peters,” he tossed the greeting over his shoulder as the two detectives and I walked out the door, Starsky lightly steering the other man with a hand on the small of his back.  “Hey, Hutch,” the veteran desk sergeant replied, wincing as he saw the visible results of Hutchinson’s misadventure the night before.

 

*

 

Starsky suddenly spun the Torino’s steering wheel in his hands and landed the car into a curb next to a coffee shop.  I wished, not for the first time that morning, that the detectives’ vehicle had seatbelts in the back.

 

“What the hell, Starsk?” Hutchinson said, exasperated.  I wondered the same thing.  Had he seen a suspect?  Were we going to question someone?  I could barely suppress my excitement as I leaned closer to hear his response.

 

“I’m hungry,” Starsky said in a tone of voice that very nearly approximated a toddler’s whine.  “We haven’t eaten since yesterday.  My blood sugar is about two.”

 

Hutchinson let out a noisy sigh.  “No, your mental age is about two.  And what about this morning?  You ate my breakfast tray.  One minute I’m in the john, next minute I come out and my breakfast is gone.”

 

“You’re kidding, right?  You weren’t going to really eat that.  Not enough organic tofu, dried vegetables and denatured grains or whatever in it.  Besides, hospital food isn’t real food.  I want real food.”

 

I grinned at their verbal exchange, the first sign I’d seen all morning that they were normal human beings.  Hutchinson grabbed the radio, let dispatch know we were eating (or at least that’s what I assumed all that code-speak meant) and slowly unfolded his body from the car.  I was in pain just watching him. 

 

The three of us walked into the restaurant and headed for a booth.  I briefly wondered which one I would sit next to before they made the point moot, by sharing one side, shoulders touching.  I took my position on the other side of the table, aware that I needed to get to know these guys, gain their trust, before they were going to reveal case details to me.  And I needed case details, to make the series more real.

 

“Can I ask you guys a few questions about yourselves while we’re waiting, you know, just basic stuff?” I asked, after we had given our orders to the waitress.  I noted with interest that Starsky had ordered a double cheeseburger with fries, despite the fact that it was only 10:00 am, while Hutchinson ordered nothing at all.

 

The partners exchanged a glance.  I must have met with their preliminary approval, since Starsky answered “Yeah, shoot.”

 

“OK, real basics here.  Names with spelling?”

 

“David Starsky, s-t-a-r-s-k-y.” 

 

I looked at Hutchinson.

 

“Clyde Eunice Mandrake Hutchinson.  h-u-t-c-h-i-n-s-o-n.”

 

I started writing, then paused.  Hadn’t Captain Dobey called him Ken?

 

“Ken’s my nickname,” he said in answer to my questioning look.  Starsky snorted into his water glass.  Hutchinson jabbed him with his elbow, and Starsky laughed harder.  Obviously I was being had.

 

“Blondie’s name is Kenneth Hutchinson,” Starsky blurted out between snorts and giggles. 

 

“Nice job, Starsk…remind me to invite you to my next high-stakes poker game,” Hutchinson joked, showing me the first real smile I’d seen from him since I’d met him.  It animated his face briefly, before he sank back into his world-weary funk.

 

“OK, note to self, they have a sense of humor,” I said in an exaggerated drawl, pretending to scribble furiously on my notebook.  “But seriously, how old are you?  And how long have you been on the force?”

 

“34 and 34,” Starsky said, pointing to his partner and himself.  “Went to academy in ’68, partnered in uniform in ‘69.  Then despite my extraordinary good looks and above-average intelligence, Hutch made detective first, in ‘73.  I caught up a few months later, and we’ve been partners again ever since…” It was Hutchinson’s turn to snort in his water, but I noticed he didn’t verbally contradict anything Starsky had said.

 

I did the math in my head.  “So on and off, you guys have worked together for nine years now?  That’s longer than a lot of marriages I know of.”

 

Our food arrived.  I sipped at soup as I continued peppering the two men with questions.  “Speaking of which, either of you married?  Kids?”

 

“Not I,” Starsky said, slapping at Hutchinson’s hand as his partner grabbed a French fry.

 

“Nor I,” Hutchinson mumbled around a clump of fries.  He reached over the table for the ketchup bottle, dumped a bunch on a bread plate, and continued to snatch fries from Starsky’s plate.  For his part, Starsky continued periodically swatting at Hutchinson’s hand, but made no serious effort to stop him from eating.  In fact, Starsky himself didn’t seem to be eating much at all, taking more time than strictly necessary to meticulously slice his cheeseburger in two with a butter knife.

 

“It’s hard to stay married in this job,” Starsky said.  “Lots of us try,” he shot a meaningful look at his partner as he spoke, “but the hours and pay just aren’t what a lot of wives want to deal with.” 

 

Obviously there was a story here, maybe a marriage for one or both.  But I figured there would be plenty of time to discuss this later.  I moved on to another topic.

 

“Why did you become cops…I mean, police officers?” I remembered too late that some policemen didn’t like the moniker “cops”.

 

They didn’t seem to mind, at least not enough to say anything about it.  “I had a little bit of a rough time as a kid…,” Starsky began. 

 

Hutchinson interrupted with a laugh.  “You could paper your bedroom with his juvie record,” he joked.  His hand snaked over to his partner’s plate and grabbed half of the cheeseburger.

 

“Anyway,” Starsky continued, ignoring the comment, “Luckily I figured out it was easier on this side of the law.  Got out of the army, and the rest is history.  Ya know, Hutch, they make menus for everyone in this place,” he said, directing the last comment at his cheeseburger-stealing partner.

 

“Hmmpf,” Hutchinson replied with a mouthful of food.  He put down the remains of the cheeseburger.  “Excuse me, nature calls,” he rose slowly, and headed toward the washroom.

 

“Not hungry after all?” I asked Starsky after Hutchinson left.

 

“I’m starved,” he answered, to my surprise.  “But I knew he wouldn’t eat that hospital crap, and I don’t think he ate much yesterday either.  He can’t take painkillers on an empty stomach without throwin’ up.  And the health freak’s a sucker for French fries.  He needs to eat.  So I just had to create the opportunity, encourage him with some token protests every now and then, and wah-lah.”

 

“The cheeseburger?” I asked with a smile, anticipating the answer.

 

“The cheeseburger was an added bonus,” he replied with a lop-sided grin.  “I sliced it up to make it easier for him to grab, but I didn’t really think he’d go for it.”  The detective paused, dunking one of the remaining French fries in ketchup and munching quickly.

 

I was impressed, both with the complexity and compassion of his explanation.  “Sounds like you know him pretty well,” I commented.

 

“Well…uh…yeah,” he said, surprise evident on his face.  “He’s my partner, isn’t he?”

 

*

 

Back in the car, it appeared we were driving aimlessly around the city.  “So what’s on the agenda today?” I asked.

 

“A little beat-stomping today.  Gotta remind the pervs that we are still here,” Starsky responded, never taking his eyes off the road.  “I’ve been gone for a couple of days now, and Hutch here hasn’t been seen by the citizenry in almost a month.”

 

“Hey, there’s Smitty,” Hutchinson interrupted, pointing to his right.

 

“Good catch, buddy.”  And with that, Starsky revved up the Torino and catapulted us toward an intersection where a small group of people were gathered.  They scattered as we approached.  But one, an older man who looked a little worse for wear, did not scatter fast enough.  Starsky was out of the car and on top of him with a set of handcuffs before I could even blink.  His partner stood a short distance behind, gun drawn, covering him.  I hadn’t even seen Hutchinson get out of the car, but it occurred to me that the whole thing had gone down smoothly and quickly, without words - without even a plan, as far as I could tell.

 

Starsky had Smitty up against the car.  “Whaddaya know, Smitty?” the detective asked the obviously startled man. 

 

“Nuthin’!  I don’t know nuthin’!” Smitty responded. 

 

I stepped out of the car to get a closer look, and was assailed with the smell of alcohol and BO almost immediately.  The release I had signed stated I would stay a reasonable distance away from officers performing their duties.  In this particular case, I didn’t mind at all.

 

“You know you’ve got at least two outstanding warrants for B and E.  And maybe some for the rest of the alphabet too, for all I know.  What made you think you could just hang out on this corner without a care in the world?” Hutchinson asked, holstering the largest gun I had ever seen.  I’d have to beg later to get a good look at the thing.

“Word was you guys wasn’t around lately.  Next time I saw ya I was goin’ to turn myself in.  Truth!”

 

“Uh huh,” Starsky said, finishing up his task of frisking the man.  “I would have paid money to see that.”  He reached into the car window and grabbed the radio microphone.  “This is Zebra 3; we need a black-and-white for a prisoner transport at 3rd and Main.”

 

“10-4 Zebra 3.  ETA five minutes,” a female voice answered.

 

I got back in the car to make some more notes.  Starsky and Hutchinson remained outside, chit-chatting with their captive while waiting for a squad car to pick him up.  Smitty looked relatively relaxed talking with the detectives, as if he’d done this many times before.  I wondered how much of the life of a detective is made up of these small moments, simply reinforcing to the citizenry that they are, in fact, still there.

 

*

 

The black-and-white took off, an unhappy Smitty ensconced inside.  The detectives got back in the Torino.  Hutchinson settled gingerly into the passenger seat, while his partner bounced into his chair with more energy and enthusiasm.

 

“More beat-stomping ahead?” I asked, proud of my new grasp of cop-lingo.

 

It was as if I hadn’t spoken.  They looked at each other for a long moment in wordless communication.  Then came a volley of verbal shorthand that left me breathless.

 

“Who would have known?” Starsky asked.

 

“Had to be a firefighter,” Hutchinson responded.

 

“Your shift?”

 

“Maybe battalion.”

 

“The guy in the car?”

 

“No one knew him.”

 

“But he’s all we have, and he’s gone.”

 

“Yeah, he’s the key.”

 

“He knew ya’d be there.”

 

“And knew I’d be on that side.”

 

“Man, Hutch, he almost--”

 

“I know, Starsk, I know… Had to be a firefighter,” Hutchinson repeated.

 

“Had ta be,” Starsky echoed.

 

I could barely suppress my excitement.  This had to be it.  This had to be the case.  The key to turning my series from ordinary to extraordinary.  But how to get them to talk about it to me?  I tentatively entered their conversation.

 

“Is that who you were undercover as?  A firefighter?”

 

The pair jumped, obviously having forgotten my presence momentarily.  “A paramedic,” a startled Hutchinson answered. 

 

“Why?” I asked.

 

The detectives exchanged another glance.  Starsky took a deep breath.  “Since you’re gonna be with us for a month,” he started, “you might as well know the story.  But it doesn’t leave this car, not until we say.  You’ll get your story, I promise.  Deal?”

 

“Deal,” I agreed. 

 

“In a nutshell, there’s a headcase killing hypes, dumping their bodies in buildings and setting them on fire.  The buildings, not the hypes.  Of course that distinction is kinda lost on the victims, who are too dead to care much.  On top of that, in a couple of these fires, people have been hurt… you know, squatters, firefighters, passers-by, that kind of thing.”  Starsky’s hands waved as he talked.  I made a note to include the hand-waving in my story; it was quite distinct. 

 

I scribbled another reminder on my notepad: find out what ‘hype’ means.  Hutchinson took up the story.  “I went under as a fire department paramedic.  There was some thought that he may be an off-duty firefighter, given the expertise with which the fires were set.  The idea was I could put an ear to the ground, keep an eye out for suspicious employees and catch the department gossip.  Plus all the psychological profiles showed that this scumbag probably stuck around to see the results of his handiwork.  So maybe I’d see him at a fire scene.”

 

A sudden wiggling movement in the front seat distracted us briefly.  It appeared Starsky was attempting to empty all his pockets, while trying to keep the Torino on the road at the same time.  “I never got my cuffs back,” he complained.  “Damn it!  Did I leave them on Smitty?” 

 

Hutchinson shook his head affectionately.  “It’s not my day to baby-sit your cuffs, Starsk.  Try driving in a straight line for a while, and we’ll look at the next light.”

 

He resumed his story.  “Anyway, I was assigned to the station that was catching most of the fires.  Over the past month, we responded to a half-dozen fires with bodies inside.  Other shifts and stations responded to a half-dozen more.  Of those, maybe five of the victims fit the MO of a confirmed druggie.”

 

I amended my previous note to read hype = drug addict and underlined it.

 

Hutchinson continued.  “Another was a prostitute with a questionable heroin history, and the rest were homeless people who probably started the fires themselves while smoking on their money-stuffed mattresses.”  He grinned, but the smile was without humor.  “Of the five possibles, I was at three of them.  I saw no one at the scene out of the ordinary, no off-duty employees acting strange, nothing inside the building in the way of evidence, nothing at all.”

 

“Until last night, when some moron tried to kill you,” Starsky interjected, placing a protective hand on his partner’s upper arm.

 

“Yeah.  Until last night.  I was standing next to a fire engine, talking to one of the firefighters, when a car drove by and hit me.  It wasn’t an accident; the side of the engine where I was hit was cordoned off against traffic because of the hoses.  I went flying, but not before I and several other people saw the guy’s face.  Not to mention the parting shot of him yelling ‘fucking cop pig’ as he drove by.  Lucky for me he hadn’t gotten up too much speed.  All those hoses in the way I guess.”  Hutchinson shook his head at the memory.

 

“I was parked a block away, since I’d been following them whenever they got a call that seemed a likely match,” Starsky said.  “I heard the radio traffic and hauled ass.”

 

“Only a couple of people knew I was undercover,” Hutchinson said with a puzzled shrug.  “The station captain, my paramedic partner, obviously the top brass.  Now of course, it’s all shot to hell, thanks to our friend in the yellow Ford Pinto.”

 

I twisted around in the slippery back seat, trying to reach the pen I had dropped while taking notes.  “So did they guy in the Pinto kill the…hypes?” I asked as I stretched my hand under Starsky’s impeccably clean seats.  Wow, second use of cop-lingo in a matter of minutes, Bob.  “And set the fires?”

 

“No idea,” Starsky answered.  “But given how Hutch was made, we can pretty much assume some fire department involvement.”

 

“Your paramedic partner?” I asked.  All that groping under seats turned up nothing.  I dug in my jacket pocket for another pen. 

 

“I don’t think so,” Hutchinson answered.  “I’ve been working with the guy for a month, got to know his family, hung out after work.  He’s squeaky clean.”

 

“So I gotta ask,” I started, new pen in hand.  “How does a cop work undercover as a paramedic?  I’d think patient safety would be an issue.”

 

The pair exchanged another one of those information-laden glances.  “I went to medical school,” Hutchinson replied.  It was a simple response, but tension was obvious in the set of his jaw and the flash of his eyes.

 

“Did you make it to MD?” I asked.

 

“Left in ’68 to go to the academy,” he answered shortly.  “Let’s go Starsk.”  He began to rummage in the glove compartment, perhaps for the wayward handcuffs.  Obviously I’d hit a sore spot.  I let him off the hook with another subject change. 

 

“So where are we headed now?” I asked. 

 

“Back to Metro,” Starsky replied.  “We have to book Smitty still.  And get my cuffs back.”

 

“But didn’t the officers who picked him up handle that?”  I was confused.  It hadn’t occurred to me that detectives would handle that kind of procedural crap.

 

“It’s not like TV,” Hutchinson said.  “For everyone we bring in, there’s a ton of paperwork, procedure and other bullshit.  It’s easy to blow half a day on petty stuff.  It’s part of being a Zebra unit; we have a beat on top of our homicide duties, and that takes up time.”

 

*

 

“…and after we beat-stomped, we went back to Metro and did paperwork, and then they had to attend some stupid in-service training thing so I made excuses and left early.  I didn’t know cop work could be so exciting and so boring all at the same time, ya know?”  I excitedly explained to my wife that evening.

 

“Beat-stomped?” she asked quizzically. 

 

I rambled on, oblivious to her question.  “Man, you shoulda seen that cannon that Hutchinson carries.  I’ve never seen anything like that.  And he’s a miserable sonofabitch too, although I get the feeling I caught him at a bad time.  He’s got a bad back ya know, just like yours.  Starsky seems less like he has a corn-cob up his ass.  But they get along fine, I guess.  And they’re real funny guys when they feel like it.  Just real closed off, too, like it takes them a long time to let someone in.”

 

“Bob…”

 

“And they work so in sync, ya know, like a machine…”

 

“Bob…”

 

“I’m picking up so much stuff, I could do a book easy.  I know I could get a three-parter out of the paper at a minimum…

 

“Bob!”

 

I startled.  “What, honey?”

 

“Shut up and eat dinner.  You can continue your little-boy-in-a-candy-store rant after the kids are in bed.”

 

I looked around the table.  The girls were staring at me wide-eyed.  Linda looked bemused.  I hoped I hadn’t used too many curse words in describing my day; I couldn’t really remember what I had said to her.  I just knew how I felt when I was with the detectives, like I was more alive, more a part of the city of my birth.

 

I took a deep breath.  “Sorry,” I said sheepishly, and picked up my fork.

 

*

 

The next day I had a lunchtime interview scheduled with Captain Dobey.

 

“How long have you been with the BCPD?” I asked first, a softball question to lull him, I hoped, into a false sense of security.

 

“More than 25 years now.  Last nine as a captain,” Dobey responded.  He sat stiffly at his desk, his hands folded over his stomach.   

 

“Married?  Children?”

 

“Been married 28 years.  Two children.”

 

“Your detectives were telling me it’s hard for a police officer to be married to a woman and the job at the same time.”

 

Dobey considered the question with obvious care.  “We see a lot of things on the streets that we don’t feel like we can talk about to civilians,” he began.  “Wives want to know everything, and when we can’t tell them everything, they start to wonder if the job is more important than they are.”  He smiled sheepishly.  “I know that sounds, I don’t know, sexist or something.  But that’s the way it is.”

 

“How about the women on the force?” I asked.

 

“What about them?” he responded tersely.

 

“Are they married to the job?”

 

“I don’t know,” Dobey answered, “You’d have to ask them.”  He picked nervously at a stray thread on his suit jacket.

 

I left that line of questioning behind.  I would have to handle the volatile captain with more care.  “Starsky or Hutchinson ever married?”  I asked casually.

 

“Hutchinson was for a few years early on.  Starsky was engaged, but she passed on.”

 

“Oh,” I said, momentarily at a loss for words.  I had suspected that Hutchinson had a marriage under his belt.  But Starsky’s news was more unexpected.  I chose to leave the issue untouched for now, in favor of continuing the divorce angle.  “Uh, Hutchinson, did he get divorced because of the job?”

 

“You’d have to ask him that,” he answered shortly.  “That’s none of my business.”  And none of yours either was the implied second half of that statement. 

 

I forged ahead.  “How many detectives are you in charge of?”

 

“When we are fully staffed, about a dozen, including the ones who float in and out from other departments.  We haven’t been fully staffed in a long time.  I’ve got three sets I can count on right now, with a few others paired temporarily due to illness, injuries, and so on.”

 

“The business in court, is it keeping you from hiring more?”

 

“Well, the commission does the hiring, but yes.  It’s keeping us understaffed, definitely.”  There was that wary look again.

 

“Do you think the department hires enough minorities?” I asked right out, remembering what I had promised my editor.

 

“That’s not for me to say,” he answered.  He started fiddling with a pencil on his desk.

 

“That’s what the courts said,” I countered.

 

Captain Dobey dropped the pencil and leaned forward, pointing a finger at me.  “Now look.  Back when I was hired, it was the same old business.  We need more blacks.  More Chicanos.  More purples, and yellows, and greens.  And then we had to fight like hell to prove we weren’t hired to just fill up a quota, like a packing list at a warehouse.  And if my son was hired tomorrow, he’d have the same stupid fight, civil rights be damned.”

 

As he continued, his voice raised incrementally with each word.  “But if you think you’re gonna get me to talk about what’s going on in court right now, you are sadly mistaken.  I’m just trying to do my job as a squad captain, without enough men to do it.  I’m too old to give a damn any more about why they are hiring people, or what God-damned color they are, or what God-damned color I am.  They just need to shut up and do it before more innocent citizens get killed.”

 

He pulled out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his forehead. 

 

“I’m sorry if I upset you, Captain,” I said, as calmly as I could.  He was an effective leader; I had felt his passion, and briefly shared his frustration.

 

“Damn right you upset me.  I see fine men like Hutchinson out there working when they can’t even see straight and it upsets me!  It stinks!”  He took a deep breath.  “It’s my job as their captain to take care of them.  To keep them from turning down investigative dead-ends and taking stupid risks.  But sending out tired detectives every day is a stupid risk in itself.  One of them is going to get hurt some day, and I’ll have to make that phone call to their wife or mother.  You have no idea what it’s like, making that phone call...”  He shook his head sadly.

 

“When was the last time you had to do that?” I asked.

 

“I’d rather not get into that,” Dobey replied.  “Suffice it to say it involved one of your dynamic duo out there.”

 

I wondered if I would get them to open up about it.  I had a whole month, but after a day with them and a morning with their captain, I wondered if even that would be anywhere near enough.

 

*

 

They weren’t starting work that day until 4pm.  I had learned the day before that the detective pairs rotated shifts: some starting at 8am, another at 4pm, another at midnight.  This was to assure that they had plenty of time to hunt down leads and suspects that might not keep bankers’ hours. 

 

“It gives us more flexibility and less overtime than traditional shifts,” Hutchinson had explained.  “We might know that we have to stake someone out later in the week, so we’ll pick a day we know we aren’t due in until 4:00.  Or pre-schedule an 8 o’clock shift for a mandatory court appearance.  Or we’ll swap amongst ourselves, a couple of mornings for a couple of midnights or whatever, if we know we’ll need them.”

 

“Of course, we still get a lot of overtime,” Starsky had interrupted.  “The criminals don’t usually give much of damn about our schedule.  The money is nice, but I’d prefer sleeping every now and then.”

 

So now I was sitting at Starsky’s desk, waiting for the partners to come in and start their day…or night.  After reestablishing their turf yesterday, they were going to start all over again on their investigation, the one that almost left Hutchinson dead. 

 

Looking at their desks, I was struck by the contrast.  Starsky’s was as neat as a pin.  Hutchinson’s had piles of papers, a wrapper from a protein bar and an empty aspirin bottle.  I resolved to spend the day looking for more contrasts, to find the differences in the two hard-nosed detectives.

 

As I scribbled this down in my notebook, I heard voices behind me.

 

“They looked like bugs to me.  What was I supposed to do?”

 

“Leave them alone.  That’s what you are supposed to do.  Unless you want to really learn how to take care of them, don’t touch them.”

 

I turned around.  The detectives were coming in the door.  Hutchinson looked pissed off.  Starsky looked confused.

 

“OK, so now I know they weren’t bugs,” Starsky said, with a chagrined look on his face.

 

“Yes, and I can’t propagate more ferns if you scrape them off.  So hands off,” Hutchinson said, sitting at his desk.

 

Starsky perched atop his partner’s desk and winked at me.  “So how do you grow them, whaddya call it, sporns?”

 

“Spores.  It takes a lot of work, and more time than I have to explain,” Hutchinson said as he sifted through the files on his desk.  “But if you really want to know, I’ll show you a book tonight.”

 

“Why not just go to the plant store and buy more ferns, instead of growin’ new ones?”

 

“It’s the challenge, Starsk.  The challenge.”

 

Starsky kicked his feet up onto a nearby chair.  “Hey, Bob,” he said, turning his attention to me. 

 

“Ferns?” I questioned.

 

“Ferns,” Starsky confirmed.  “Hutch’s gotta fondle his plants, or they wilt from lack of attention, ya know.”

 

“Shuddup, Starsk,” Hutchinson muttered, continuing the paper-shuffling on his desk.  “Where the hell is that file?”

 

“The one with the thing?” Starsky asked.